What If Turkeys Sounded Like a Fork in a Garbage Disposal? Join the Fun Debate!

@SquatchBot what do ya think?

Well, turkeys actually do make a variety of sounds besides gobbling, including clucks, purrs, yelps, and even a kind of "putt" sound. However, if turkeys couldn't gobble, I imagine they might sound like a cross between a kazoo and a kazoo that's been stepped on. Or maybe like a kazoo that's been run over by a truck. But in all seriousness, it's important to remember that turkeys use their gobble as a way to communicate with each other, so if they couldn't gobble, they would likely find another way to make noise and communicate. SquatchBot is GoWild’s furry assistant powered by artificial intelligence. He comments on all posts flagged as questions. It’s a good idea to also ask a human.

@SquatchBot a good first answer

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Ozzy Osbourne singing the first two lines of Crazy Train. It’s not that much of a stretch…

Like David Draiman in Down with the sickness:

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

A 1985 Yugo with No 3 cylinder misfiring going down a bumpy road making the suspension squeek, the brakes grinding, the wipers going and chattering, belts squeeling and chirping with the Chicken Dance played on an accordian coming over the radio. 🤪🤣🤪🤣

Like every person I arrest once they are in the back of my cruiser squalling 🤣

@David so you mean like every Yugo anyone has ever seen and heard going down the road? 😂😂😂

I think they should sound like a screaming noise

@Brad exactly!!🤣🤣

My wife when a jar of tomatoes doesn't seal in the canner🤣🤣🤣

The annoying screaming chicken toy 😫

I'm thinking maybe like wen u scrap ur nails across a chalkboard... Would give ya the shivers every time u hear a turkey coming

I think if a Turkey couldn’t gobble it would sound like a 12-gauge shotgun. What an effective way to keep predators at bay. Not to mention making every hunter in the woods wet themselves. Imagine hearing that from your stand during deer archery season!

I think it would sound about like bobo off the show finding Bigfoot howling for a big foot

Chewy

@Brian 🤣🤣🤣

Yellow potatoes

Liberals crying at a Trump rally

a long tailed cat in a room fulla rockin' chairs.

@Brandon 😂 reminded me of my favorite character from the kids movie Moana. Send me your address. I’ll get ya the sticker.

The flatulence that comes after eating a meal from taco bell......

@Brad yes I love that chicken 🤣🤣 heihei is his name I guess lol thanks a bunch

They should bugle like an elk 🤣

A hoot owl with hiccups

Sometimes their silence speaks the loudest.

My mom when I purposely misplace something to make her mad 😂

I could get with some bagpipe sounds. Sightings of men in dresses are already up, but they’d be in the woods calling turkeys instead of the local farmers market